Thursday, September 30, 2010
Multitasking
The best part of waking up...
A couple of friends and I do 2-3 "man workouts" during the week. Women are invited, but none have accepted, so one of our wives (the one I live with) dubbed these our weekly runs the "man run". I'm just covering myself from potential complaints of sexism (not that any of our blog readers complain...oh wait...).
Recently we've being doing a ride to the "mushroom". It's basically a concrete structure, aptly shaped like a duck...er mushroom. It's around a 3 to 10 miles ride one way, depending on where we start (we start around 5:30-6:00 am, so the earlier we start, the longer we make the ride). A couple of weeks ago, we passed through the marine layer and were able to look down on this:
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
He's on the move!
Yesterday he learned a new trick and he loves it! I have a feeling it won't be long before he is walking!He also does it with the stroller now too!

As a side note, I no longer let him do this because of the constant screaming that ensues. Whenever he runs in to a wall or gets stuck he just lets out the dinosaur like scream that you can hear on the video.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Reclaiming the blog!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Another game, another Wynn for the Utes
In any event, Mr Wynn was out for the past two games with a hurt thumb after leading the Utes to a victory opening night. He sat out the past two games, only to return versus San Jose St this weekend. The beauty pageant that is college football requires that a team beat the crud out of a lessor opponent. So that's what the Utes did, winning by 53 points. It was such a beat down, that I came up with 2 new ideas for how the Utes could have switched things up and still won (the Utes opponent did something rather inept, please see the awards for additional details - that my friends is a teaser...boo ya):
- The defense and offense switch sides, featuring the Utes safety at QB, theme music and all.
- The Utes let the 2010 champion rugby team play instead, using the same rules.
Now, for my favorite section of the blog...THE MADE UP AWARDS:
- The "I'm so amazing, the opponent punts the ball into their own teammate's back instead of punting to me (near the end of the video)" award: Shaky Smithson
- "My thumb's fine, thanks for asking": Jordan Wynn
- "You may have never heard of me before, but I'm fast": Reggie Dunn
- The Wood Family award (in honor of my Aunt and fellow Ute): Joe and Dave Kruger
- The jersey I'd like to own: Reggie Topps (recipient of the awesome "punt in the teammate's back - again, near the end")
As always...GO UTES!
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Worst team ever??
- Game #1: Oregon 72 New Mexico 0
- Game #2: Texas Tech 52 New Mexico 17
And now we can add another line to the train wreck that is the New Mexico Lobos:
Utah 56 New Mexico 14
It's been a serious fall for the Lobos. It was just a couple years ago, during the magical season that was 2008, the Lobos fought hard and nearly beat the Utes, ultimately falling 13-10. Now...
Basically, the Lobos are Ol' Yeller in the final scenes: ready to be shot. I feel bad for the Lobo fan, this is rough:
- Combining all the points scored, the Lobos still don't have enough points to win a single game.
- Average about 60 points allowed per game, is not a nice touch.
Anyways, let's move on to the awards for the week. Admittedly, these are going to be tough, because I honestly think Utah could have won under the follow circumstances:
- Utah allows me to play Defense, Special Teams and Offense. Essentially going 10.5 on 11. Cause really, it felt like the Lobos played 7 players.
- The starters (O, D and ST) write their positions on a piece of paper, put those into a hat and choose where they will play that day. That could mean that Kruger ends up punting, Cain plays OL and Philips is the QB. Somehow, we still would have won.
Anyways...the awards:
- The "Can I try playing a harder team, cause this feels like NCAA 2011 on Freshman mode": Terrance Cain
- The "Thanks, I'll take that": Matt Martinez
- The "Blechen isn't the only fool that can hit like Andrew playing against 12 year olds": Lamar Chapman
- Mr. Consistent: Jereme Brooks
- Jersey I'd like to own: Shaky Smithson. How fun is this guy? He looks like the predator! He's stocky, fast and just awesome. He pretends to fair catch and the takes off (last week). I am rooting for this guy to make the NFL, he's fantastic!
On another note, one of my readers complained about last week's post. He said it wasn't as good as week one. Sorry for the slip (my son, the "D End" was working me like Koa Misi treats OL). No it was not Tom. This critic shall remain nameless, unless he disapproves of this week, then I'll write a post about critical readers.
As Always... GO UTES!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Utah by five...
Utah began the "softer" portion of it's schedule. With games against the likes of New Mexico (my apologies to any UNM fans that might read my blog. Chances are low since UNM fans are few and far between and readers of my blog posts consist of Tom) during this stretch, the Utes need to win and win well.
The Utes had a significant absence (well two if you count the absence of Tom and I from the crowd - we do bring a imposing presence to the stadium): Jordan Wynn was going to sit this one out. He sprained his thumb in last weeks impressive victory over Pitt (he injured the thumb on his throwing hand late in the first half, clearly resulting in a decrease in passing proficiency).
Luckily for the Utes, Mr Terrance Cain was able to come in a step up. I was a big fan of Terrance last year, and was sad to see him get pulled, but it clearly was the correct call. Wynn has shown to be the real deal. But Cain looked good yesterday, and I was happy to see him perform well (happy for him, happy for Ute Nation and happy for all people named Terrance - he did all those folks proud).
The Utes really only had one hole in the game: Punting. Obviously it would be great if we didn't punt at all. But punting is an essential part of the game, and life. Let's review how punting helps us:
- We can boot the ball deep into the opponents area on fourth down.
- Small dogs, usually associated with airhead floozy women can be assisted in vacating the area.
- I used to eat this really good fruit in the Philippines. I'd eat the fruit, spit the seed into the air akin to a punter dropping the ball and then boot the seed into the jungle. Good good fruit.
Anyways, the Utes were no good at the 1st (can't say how effective or ineffective they were at #2 and #3). The only touchdown given up was on a blocked punt. The punt team is in for a solid week of fun, I'm sure.
Anyways, the Utes looked good, so on to the awards of the week:
- New favorite player of every Ute fan award: Brian Blechen. Boy did her earn that rockin' music.
- Mr "Welcome back my friend" Award: Terrance Cain, of course.
- Player that pulls at the heart strings, and happens to be unreal on the field Award: Shaky Smithson (well done my friend, great game).
- And my favorite award - Jersey I'd most like to own if sold in the stores: A combo Eddie Wide and Matt Asiata. Solid combo!
As always: GO UTES!
Thursday, September 2, 2010
A Utah man sir, a Utah man am I
- Sneaky favorite(Given to my favorite unknown player)-Devonte Christopher
- Player who's jersey I would buy if sold-John Cullen
- Player that lived up the the hype-Brandon Burton(guy was a total shutdown CB)


